America faces many problems: Climate Change. Economic Uncertainty. War. Daylight Savings.

But the biggest problem facing America today … is spam phone calls.

Think about how much time is lost by spam phone calls. Think about how much money is stolen through phone scams. I bet everyone has heard of at least someone who was taken advantage of through a phone scam. Poor Grandma, pressured into sending money to a "stranded grandchild" named Bob, before she realized she doesn't have a grandson named Bob. Or your cousin Bill, who, after buying his first car, fell for the infamous "car extended warranty" scam. They say that not even 15 minutes after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he was notified by some scammer in India that his car's extended warranty had expired.

The root of all problems circles back to spam phone calls. Concerned about global warming? Imagine how much energy we would save if spam calls weren't happening! Worried about your finances? Obviously you would have more money if you didn't give it to scammers! Upset about wars and rumors of wars? I'm sure part of the anger in war originates from a spam phone call.

This is why I invite you to join me in eliminating spam phone calls from America. Join me, help me become president, and I will do all I can to eradicate this foul disease from our country.

Please contact me at joe@joe2048.com if you would like to donate to me.

**Please note that any donations become my sole property, to be used however I see fit. Currently I am a broke college student, so that's probably where it'll go.**